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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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