why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Jimmy Saville

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Go away still nothing to see

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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