roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Knock Knock.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Anti Joke

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