Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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