Communism hehe xd

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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