- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

no really what are ur names?

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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