How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Cheese

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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I am a mime

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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