- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

bite me

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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