- Anti Joke

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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