Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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