- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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