knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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