- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Knock knock. Its open.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

my penis

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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