- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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