Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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