whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Corn Muffins

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Tony Romo

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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