Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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