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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Matthew Wyckoff

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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