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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

the economy.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....