what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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