A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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One, two, three, four and five

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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