whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

race-car = rac-ecar

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

thumb_up thumb_down +1

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Want to hear a joke? Obama

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops