Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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this website is a bad joke

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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