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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Ross.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Go away still nothing to see

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Gustavo Andrade

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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