- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Women.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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