an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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