- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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