- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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