- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Pain Olympics.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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