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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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