Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

i saw amango it splootered

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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