Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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star wars kid

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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