How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Maths.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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