Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Andoni was here

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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