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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

whats gay and american? a gay american

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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