while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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