Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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