- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

God is real.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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