- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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