- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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