- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

NEVER

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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