- Anti Joke

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator