- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

The american education system.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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