So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Go away still nothing to see

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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