- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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