Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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