- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Knock knock. Its open.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

my penis

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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