- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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