- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What's better than a stick? A stone

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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