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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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