- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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