Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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