- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What's better than a stick? A stone

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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