- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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