why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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