What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

How old are you? 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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