Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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