- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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