How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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