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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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