Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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