- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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