Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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