- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

someone called someone else a frog

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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