whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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