- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

I think everybody should have a penis.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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