- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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