- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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