- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Balls

homosexual rights to marriage

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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