knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A russian gives away vodka.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Actually it was me Josh brown

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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