How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Hello.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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