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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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