- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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