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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

I have cancer. And you're next.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Anyone can post anything.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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