- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Boxing on Boxing Day

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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