Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

I put my baby in a microwave.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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