Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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How old are you? 7

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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