- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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