- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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