- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

My spelling is horrible

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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