What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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