What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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civil rights

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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