What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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