- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

I think everybody should have a penis.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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