- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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