- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Knock knock Come in

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

womens rights.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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