why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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rocky is here again.......................

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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