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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

An Asian with a big dick.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

batman farted so hes retarded

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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