- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What's long and black The unemployment line

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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