2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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