Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Sloths

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

I'm so punny.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

why did sally drown cause she was black

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