Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Women's rights

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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