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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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