whats gay and american? a gay american

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Black people stink of shite!

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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