- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Jesus Christ

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Yellow People !!

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

men's rights activists

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

there once was a frog with no leggs

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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