A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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