Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Michael Brown

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Jesus Christ

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Yellow People !!

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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