- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

White men's rights

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

I'm homeless.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

. . I am a whale

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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