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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What is funnier then 25 9/11

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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