- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Tunechi

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

I? Everett

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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