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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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