- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

womens rights

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

hi jonny

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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