- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

A guy walks into a bar

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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