- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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