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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

A guy at a baseball game....

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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