Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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dallen loves penis

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Denard Robinson

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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