- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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