- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

I forgot what i was gonna say

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Screw it you write the joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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