Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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