Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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I have an idea! You leave.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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