- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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