This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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