What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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