Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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