- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Feminism.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

I don't believe in giraffes.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

say it ten times fast: oh

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