Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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A young baby died.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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