Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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