How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Why? Because.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Democracy.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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