what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Why so serious ?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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