- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

No antijoke here.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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