- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??