- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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