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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What's the difference between a duck?

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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