- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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