- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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