you gay?

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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