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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

womans rights...

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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