- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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