what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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My jeans

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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